Nov 29 2011
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Nov 16 2011
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An awesome band that I know is playing this show on Saturday night. w00t.
Oct 11 2011
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Links in Sidebar Down
Tumblr interface changes killed all of my sidebar links. Will fix soon. Until then, you’re on your own, surfing-wise. Enjoy!
Sep 16 2011
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Perfect.
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Out of Bounds
Examples of things you should say during a cell phone conversation at a semi-crowded coffee house:
- “I’m at a semi-crowded coffee house. Let me step outside and call you back.”
Examples of things you should not say during a cell phone conversation at a semi-crowded coffee house*:
* All real
- “I won at poker last night, baby. Baby. I won at poker last night… at poker… last night… at the casino. Poker. Poker. I was playing poker at the casino and I won.”
- “What we need is one of those portable iPods.”
- “Maybe we should keep the garlic in a different place. Because it’s messy. It’s messy. Maybe by the refrigerator. Because it’s so messy.”
- “Everyone here is riding scooters”*
*Total lie
- “How much did the chopsticks cost? How much? I’m not going to let you spend money anymore.”
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